*"I can hold my breath and swim underwater in my pool back and forth back and forth." "You have a jacuzzi."
*"There's nothing wrong with being a girl." "There is if you're not supposed to be a girl."
*"If you were an animal you'd be a fox." "Alright! I'm foxy!"
*"What's this?" "It's my fortune." Fortune reads;"In your genuine talents success will be found." "See? Even the cookie knows what's up."
*"People don't know it but, pterodactyls evolved into 747s."
* (referring to the jerk movement) "Tuck your hips." "If I tuck my hips how amd I supposed to dip?" "Just dip differently."
*"My bed is really noisy. I am a whole lotta person, though." "You're not that much of a person."
*"Weightlifting is harder than it looks. It's harder than softball."